- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A man walks into a vagina

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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