Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Rush Limbaugh

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Dwarf Shortage

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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