Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Take part of what?

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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