A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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hi penis ham telephone

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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