what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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