You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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