- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

the NAACP

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Refridgerator.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

SHUT UP JP

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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