Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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