Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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