- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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