- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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