What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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