- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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