- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

It's all Taggart

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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