whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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