- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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