What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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