- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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