- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Small Penis.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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