A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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