Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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