- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

White NBA players.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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