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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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