Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

batman farted so hes retarded

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

If the 49ers won the superbowl

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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