- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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HELLO EVERYONE

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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