How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

12/23/2012

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

whats gay and american? a gay american

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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