What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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