What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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