A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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