- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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