What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

i found waldo.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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