- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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