We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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