- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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