What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Where's my baby??

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Tilt your screen back .

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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SEX

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Anti Joke

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