- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris is hairy

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

You're a big fat monkey.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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