a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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