What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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