What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

A man died.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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