I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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