- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

. . I am a whale

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A woman walks into a bar.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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