What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A praying mantis is very graceful

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

thumb_up thumb_down -21

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops