So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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