What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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