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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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