An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Women's Rights

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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