- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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