- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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