- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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