- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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