- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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