- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I'm so punny.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

My spelling is horrible

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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