- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

I'm so punny.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

My spelling is horrible

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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