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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

i like turtles

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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