- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

i like turtles

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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