- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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