- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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