. . I am a whale

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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