Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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