- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

binladin walks into the american seals

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

oh hey.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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