What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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