How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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A gay man watches football.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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