what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Blacks

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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