- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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