- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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