- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do I hate? people

A cat playing laser tag.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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