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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

I'm tired.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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