You are joking right?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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