Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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american idol

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's just not right? Left

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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