- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

knock knock i have diarrhea

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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