i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Anti Joke

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