- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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