why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Women's rights.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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