like this or you will die at some point in your life

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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