- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A guy at a baseball game....

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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