- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

i hate non minorities!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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