Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why? Because.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What does? 42

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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