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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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