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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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