- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Wanna hear a joke? no

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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