Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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