The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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12 in general

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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