- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock... ...no answer

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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