- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Ross.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Pickle

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Yellow People !!

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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