- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??