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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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