- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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