- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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