- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Women outside of the kitchen.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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