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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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