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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

guess what? bannanas

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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