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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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