Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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