why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Happy Monday!

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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