- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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