A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

The child was fired from his job.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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