- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's worse than this That :(

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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