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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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