What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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