Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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can you pass the soap?

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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