- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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