- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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