A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A man did not like this site

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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