What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Anti Joke

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