- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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