What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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