- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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