Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Gustavo Andrade

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Ross.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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God is real.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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