Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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