- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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