So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

No it doesnt..

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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