I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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