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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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