- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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