- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

if you don't like this you're gay

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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