Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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