- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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