Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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