- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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